PinnedI just ran into my past and it called me an asshole.Ha. Joke’s on you dummy.Jan 14, 20211Jan 14, 20211
I Made A SceneI found this photo today- which I hotoshopped in a stupor I guess.This was one of the worst days I can remember. I was in pieces…Mar 17, 2021Mar 17, 2021
the tRouBLe with rapeA long time back I met a 20 year old drunk attention whore at a party and she disclosed that she had been raped. Six or 7 minutes after…Aug 26, 2020Aug 26, 2020
i can’t tweet. So you’re safeI am killing it over here in my kitchen with witty stuff about #ImpeachTrump and maybe starting with a few practice whacks on Bill Barr…Apr 18, 2019Apr 18, 2019
i didn’t know how to use the librarySomehow — and I have done some weird things — I ended up learning too much about the Holocaust. I mean “down the rabbit hole” kind of…Apr 11, 2019Apr 11, 2019
Lent humor has it’s priceI can’t read the Lent Roller series where the titles alone makes me feel so much better about my BDSM infused analysis of Caravaggio’s…Mar 31, 20191Mar 31, 20191
i slept with caravaggio againThis is the “The Taking of Christ” (Dublin, 1602), a print of which I have on my wall for its commotion of light and color and chaos.Mar 29, 2019Mar 29, 2019
The Guy Who Didn’t Get LaidI was dating this guy who considered himself musically cultured. He told me very few people understand or appreciate his taste in music…Mar 28, 2019Mar 28, 2019
Iceberg! Right Ahead!I couldn’t even venture to guess how many times I have seen the movie “Titanic”. But I can, with certainty, say that I’ve only seen the 2…Mar 27, 2019Mar 27, 2019
