I am killing it over here in my kitchen with witty stuff about #ImpeachTrump and maybe starting with a few practice whacks on Bill Barr but when you tweet in my kitchen nobody can hear you laugh. They can’t hear you at all.
Hi I am Fatova and I am a social media loser (hi asshole). Also I don’t know how to use Medium and I am writing some deep personal shit here.
So I want to read people I want to explore Medium to make sure I am wittier and more depressed than the popular bitches so I am cashing out my pogo stick GoFundMe to pay for this place. I only made enough for 2 or 3 bounces anyway.
I almost said something serious. I gotta go throw up or something.
(photo whats her face from Faster Pussycat! Kill ! Kill ! — the dead one)
